Barack Obama discovers that Washington DC is not, in fact, in the Midwest:
“We’re going to have to apply some flinty Chicago toughness to this town,” Obama said this morning. “I’m saying that when it comes to the weather, folks in Washington don’t seem to be able to handle things.”
Our new President is learning that DC does not have:
- Chicago Dogs, or the Detroit Implant, Koney Dogs
- People who can drive, let alone in snow
However, it is full of crazy people. In BMWs.
Welcome to your new home, Mr. President.